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Author    Post   Dave Starr F L I N T O I D Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstance. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife Ann, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other. He addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?' Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently and whispered, 'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?' And thus began Walter's life of celibacy. _________________ I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. Pushing buttons sure can be fun. When a lion wants to go somewhere, he doesn’t worry about how many hyenas are in the way. Paddle faster, I hear banjos. Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:37 pm  Demeralda F L I N T O I D LOL that's awesome. I once vowed to be celibate for like 6 months. It ended up being more like 14 months. Be careful what you wish for, I guess... _________________ I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing. - Mae West Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:55 pm  andi03 F L I N T O I D Dem....you wanna be celibate for a lifetime? Get married.... _________________ Build a bridge and get over it! Thu Aug 14, 2008 2:33 pm  Dave Starr F L I N T O I D The reason the bride is smiling as she comes down the aisle after the wedding? _________________ I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. Pushing buttons sure can be fun. When a lion wants to go somewhere, he doesn’t worry about how many hyenas are in the way. Paddle faster, I hear banjos. Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:30 pm  andi03 F L I N T O I D I won't comment. _________________ Build a bridge and get over it! Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:32 pm  Richard F L I N T O I D I know what celibacy is all about!!! Richard Fri Aug 15, 2008 8:40 am    Display posts from previous:   All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First

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