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Laughing Laughing Laughing You Don't Need To Be A Weatherman To Know Which Candidate Blows
By Ann Coulter
Wednesday, April 23, 2008



The key problem for Hillary's campaign is that normal people reel back in horror at her association with the Clinton administration. (Which is why, as her supporter, I refer to her as simply "Hillary.")

If Hillary could run exclusively on her record since becoming a senator from New York, she'd be a relatively moderate Democrat who hates the loony left -- as we found out this week when a tape of Hillary denouncing Moveon.org surfaced. Think Joe Biden in a pantsuit.

But because of her unfortunate marriage, Hillary comes with a cast of undesirables like James Carville, Paul Begala, Terry McAuliffe, Joe Conason -- and of course Bill Clinton, along with his trusted impeachment manager Larry Flynt. Buy one, get the entire dirt-bag collection free!

No one wants those people back.

Even semi-respectable Democrats look sleazy by their association with the Clintons. No serious Democrat defended Clinton over his "presidential kneepads" incident with Monica Lewinsky. OK, that's not including adult film star Ron Jeremy, if you consider him a serious Democrat. Which I do.

That's why cable TV producers had to call in the O.J. defenders to flack for Clinton during his impeachment. Any Democrats still clinging to Hillary at this point appear to be soulless climbers desperate for jobs in the next administration.

So repellent are Bill Clinton's friends (to the extent that a sociopathic sex offender with a narcissistic disorder can actually experience friendship in the conventional sense) that B. Hussein Obama's association with a raving racist reverend and a former member of the Weather Underground hasn't caused as much damage as it should.

On one hand, Obama pals around with terrorists. On the other hand, Hillary pals around with James Carville. Advantage: Obama.

Asked why he would be friends with the likes of Weatherman Bill Ayers, Obama said: "The notion that ... me knowing somebody who engaged in detestable acts 40 years ago, when I was 8 years old, somehow reflects on me and my values doesn't make much sense."

That's a slick answer -- even "Clintonian"! -- but the problem is, Ayers and his Weatherman wife, Bernadine Dohrn, won't stop boasting about their days as Weathermen.

It's not simply that they haven't repented. To the contrary, those were their glory days! And Ayers isn't just someone who lives in the neighborhood: He and Dohrn were there at the inception of Obama's political career, hosting a fundraiser for Obama at their home back in 1995.

Besides wanton violence, including a dozen bombings of buildings such as the Pentagon, the U.S. Capitol, historic statues and various police stations, the Weathermen's "revolutionary" activity consisted primarily of using the word "motherf-----" a lot, dropping LSD, coming up with cutesy phrases -- like "the Weather Underground" -- and competing over who could make the most offensive statements in public. (I also believe Dohrn may have set the North American record for longest stretch without bathing.)

At one rally, Dohrn famously praised the Manson family for murdering Sharon Tate and others, shouting: "Dig it. First they killed those pigs, then they ate dinner in the same room with them. They even shoved a fork into a victim's stomach! Wild!"

In a better country, just saying "Dig it!" in public would get you 20 years in the slammer.

Dohrn has recently tried to clarify her Manson remarks by saying it was some sort of "statement" about violence in society and, furthermore, that she said it while under sniper fire in Bosnia. Also recently, the members of the Manson family have distanced themselves from Ayers and Dohrn.

At other rallies, Dohrn said, "Bring the revolution home, kill your parents -- that's where it's at."

After a Chicago Democratic official, Richard Elrod, became paralyzed while fighting with a privileged looter during the Weathermen's "Days of Rage," Dohrn led the Weathermen in a song sung to the tune of Bob Dylan's "Lay Lady Lay":

Lay, Elrod, lay,

Lay in the street for a while

Stay, Elrod, stay

Stay in your bed for a while

You thought you could stop the Weatherman

But up-front people put you on your can,

Stay, Elrod, stay

Stay in your iron lung,

Play, Elrod, play

Play with your toes for a while

Only because of a merciful God is the author of that ditty, Ted Gold, not teaching at Northwestern or the University of Illinois now, alongside Dohrn or Ayers. That's because Gold is no longer with us, having accidentally blown himself up with a bomb intended for a dance at Fort Dix for new recruits and their dates.

While trying to assemble the bomb at an elegant Greenwich Village townhouse that belonged to one of the revolutionaries' fathers, the bungling Weathermen blew up the entire townhouse, killing Gold and two other butterfingered revolutionaries. Leave it to these nincompoops to turn their glorious Marxist revolution into an "I Love Lucy" sketch.

So in addition to being stupid and violent, the Weathermen were also incompetent terrorists. Would that Timothy McVeigh had been so inept!

If he had only said he bombed the building in Oklahoma City to protest American "imperialism," McVeigh, too, could be teaching at Northwestern University, sitting on a board with and holding fundraisers for presidential candidate B. Hussein Obama.
Post Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:20 pm 
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Talk about a psycho. I love her because she makes conservatives look like vicious, petty little liars.

I can't believe anyone even reads what she writes, and even worse, I can't believe anyone on "legitimate" news networks would invite her on -- it lends her respectability she doesn't deserve.

A sociopathic sex offender? That's rich. I didn't hear Monica say she was forced to suck. This ho is just pissed she didn't get a chance.
Post Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:52 pm 
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andi03
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Ann Coulter is the bane of my existence......how's that TT? That should liven things up too!!!

Yeah, she's someone to look up to.....all of these quotes: from About.com

1"These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by griefparrazies.
I have never seen people enjoying their husband's deaths so much." -on 9/11 widows who have been critical of the Bush administration
2."We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media."
3. "My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."
4."Press passes can't be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the President."

Don't forget about these lovely doozies from her: washingtonmonthly.com

1."I think [women] should be armed but should not [be allowed to] vote."---Politically Incorrect, 2/26/01
2."Anorexics never have boyfriends. ... That's one way to know you don't have anorexia, if you have a boyfriend."---Politically Incorrect 7/21/97
3. To a disabled Vietnam vet: "People like you caused us to lose that war."---MSNBC
4.The "backbone of the Democratic Party" is a "typical fat, implacable welfare recipient"---syndicated column 10/29/99

Shall I go on?! Yeah, she is someone all women and people can be proud of........ick.....<grumble, grumble>

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Post Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:25 pm 
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I know Ann infuriates you of the more left among us right to the point of name calling, "HO" Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing but thats her job and shes damn good at it. Laughing I guess what your trying to say is that Ayres and his babe didnt blow up those buildings, dont to this day brag about it and wish they had carried it furthur and they did not give a fund raiser for Baracko and are not his pal. Well show us where Anns column has it all wrong.Confused By the way ill bet if Ann was applying the same kind of factual humor about Cheney or Bush the HO term would have been left right out.
Post Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:31 pm 
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Demeralda
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That's not true, TT. I think you can give me more credit than that. I can't stand that poser Donna Brazile, either, but at least she's not blatantly offensive.

Let's not forget how she called John Edwards a faggot. It's not even funny, and it's just meant to garner her more press appearances to sell her puerile books.

By the way, Bill Maher used to be friends with her and had her on the show quite frequently. I always hated him for doing that.

HO was the nicest thing I could think of to call her. I don't really think she's a ho, because I don't think there's anyone who'd actually want to f*** her.
Post Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:02 pm 
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Wow thats pretty over the top. Hey did ya ever notice that whenever someone from the "left" side makes an outrageous statement on a par with some of Anns that their immediatly has to be a deep intellectual look at what was said and how it should be interpreted. Case in point the other night the old "fair and balanced" Rolling Eyes PBS reporter Bill Moyer used some more of our tax dollars to give another one of his unbiased reports with Brackos uncle Jeremiah as his guest. Of course it was nothing more than an ass kissing session to allow the rev the opportunity to inform us that what we have all heard him say we didnt really hear him say. Its funny how you can bait a hook with say Ann Coulter throw it out there and the same ones that go thru all sorts of contortions to defend outrageous crap being spewed by those who think like them go immediatley ballistic. Try looking up the John Edwards faggot comment and see how the leftie press took it out of context and fed it to all their loyal fans. You might be surprised.


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I don't really think she's a ho, because I don't think there's anyone who'd actually want to f*** her.


Could be, although I gotta say if Whoopie Goldberg can manage to get knocked up at least 6 times there has to be hope for Ann. Laughing
Post Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:14 pm 
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