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Demeralda
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Mellow D and Andi, you in particular -- I hope you have a moment where you can go on comment on the following:

http://www.mlive.com/flintjournal/feedback/index.ssf/2008/07/redefining_abortion_stirs_deba.html

Thanks!

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Post Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:39 pm 
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Dave Starr
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Shouldn't this be called abortion rights?

He said, as he pushed the button

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Post Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:15 pm 
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Demeralda
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Nope.

It's the right to decide. Furthermore, this issue is about denying BIRTH CONTROL and MORNING AFTER treatments.

If you actually believe that using an IUD is a form of abortion, I don't know that we can ever agree on anything.

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Post Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:17 pm 
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Mellow D
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I read a few opinions on the matter and one Internet troll... er... salient individual asked everyone to keep in mind that this was not about being anti-abortion but rather being anti-sex. Which makes more sense really. The Bush administration is hardly about saving lives. If I even have to point out the disconnect there you're probably better served reading Freep. However, one favorite chestnut of the neo-ultra-Christian-right (or masquerading Premillennial Dispensationalists, if you will) is the subservience of women.

"The pesky broads got the right to vote and they're out in the in the workplace showing their ankles and everything! What can we do to keep them down? Hey! I hear they enjoy sexual intercourse! Let's mess with that!"

I mean God forbid people have sex.

What?

He did?

Oh. Right.

Anyway...



What about all that viagra that is covered by health plans? We can't let all those wrinkly boners go to waste... I mean, if all the women in the country were forced to stop having sex who would the men be having sex with? I guess... other men? But how does tha-

That's when it hit me:

The Bush Administration is a collection of homos bent on eliminating heterosexual intercourse

It makes perfect sense!

And we're not talking healthy, fun gay-on-gay buttsex. No, my friends. The Queers In Power (hereafter referred to as QuIPs) are not of the divalicious-drag-queen variety. Nor are they of the limp-wristed-bitchy-faggot contingent.

No.

What we're dealing with here is beyond the pale. An evil force so malignant that I barely dare whisper its name. And when I do it's all breathy and shit and it sounds kinda sexy 'cuz I hate a bit of hay fever goin' on.


Gay Nazis.


That's right. No fun-loving queers be these. Here we're dealing at the roughest of trade. Recall Ned Beatty's butt-pirate in Deliverance?

Gay Nazi.

Remember when Assef took Hassan for a spin in The Kite Runner?

Gay Nazi.

Remember that time after Rush week you and Timmy got high listening to Dream Theater albums and he ended up sucking you off?

Well, that was kinda hot, sure. But he was also secretly a Gay Nazi.

The QuIPs constantly engender men to take up manly pursuits like:
# hanging in a foxhole with your best buds.
# praying on your knees together.
# covering up statues of nude women.

Certainly nothing gay going on there.

Goddammit, boy, if it's good enough for the U.S. Navy it oughta be good enough for you!

Seriously. Watch the news sometime. The next time some moralistic crusader gets popped for taking a load in his mouth look back on his record. Methinks Mary doth protesteth too much.

Haggerty.

Craig.

There's two examples from the last year and I didn't even have to think that hard. For years I've believed there was a direct relationship between someone's level of anti-gayness and their own confused sexuality. In short, the bigger the homophobe, the bigger the closet queen.

(This is not my writing - I just couldn't have said it any better.)


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Post Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:23 pm 
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Dave Starr
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quote:
Demeralda schreef:
Nope.

It's the right to decide. Furthermore, this issue is about denying BIRTH CONTROL and MORNING AFTER treatments.

If you actually believe that using an IUD is a form of abortion, I don't know that we can ever agree on anything.


You know that I think abortion is the taking of a human life. You also know that it's not for me to decide what another person can or can't do. Abortion and birth control are between an individual and his or her conscience.

Unrelated question - do you know how to swim? Go to the topic of this thread.

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Post Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:36 pm 
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andi03
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quote:
Demeralda schreef:
Mellow D and Andi, you in particular -- I hope you have a moment where you can go on comment on the following:

http://www.mlive.com/flintjournal/feedback/index.ssf/2008/07/redefining_abortion_stirs_deba.html

Thanks!


Bet your sweet arse I'll comment....I was so mad that I had to put down the newspaper and walk away......Quit offering birth control? Why don't they throw in Viagra into the mix? Oops...won't happen, because MEN drafted the legislation, I am sure...._()*^*(%&*&^$.

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Post Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:02 pm 
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Dave Starr
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Should I warn your husband to pick up a dozen roses & 2 pounds of chicolates before he comes home? Laughing

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When a lion wants to go somewhere, he doesn’t worry about how many hyenas are in the way.

Paddle faster, I hear banjos.
Post Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:14 pm 
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andi03
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Nah, he already picked up flowers late last night and I woke up to a dozen peach colored roses this morning......Smile

I can't take it out on him, he doesn't listen. Smile Wonder why?! He doesn't like it when I hyphenate my name when I write my letters to the editor....he's thinks that that's a "liberal" thing. Smile

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Post Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:18 pm 
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Demeralda
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It's open for comment over at Mlive:

http://www.mlive.com/flintjournal/feedback/index.ssf/2008/07/redefining_abortion_stirs_deba.html

And no, Dave, that invitation wasn't directed at you Smile

I don't think I'm off the deep end, but I do suspect I'm swimming with sharks.

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Post Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:51 pm 
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Adam Ford
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quote:
andi03 schreef:
Nah, he already picked up flowers late last night and I woke up to a dozen peach colored roses this morning......Smile

I can't take it out on him, he doesn't listen. Smile Wonder why?! He doesn't like it when I hyphenate my name when I write my letters to the editor....he's thinks that that's a "liberal" thing. Smile


How'd he end up with a feminist like you? You don't beat him if he acts up do you? Wink
Post Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:33 pm 
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andi03
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****How'd he end up with a feminist like you? You don't beat him if he acts up do you?*******

He was a "lib" when I met him. Smile

Nah, it's no fun to beat anyone up, they could hit back....I don't like pain. Smile

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Post Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:01 pm 
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Dave Starr
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quote:
Demeralda schreef:
It's open for comment over at Mlive:

http://www.mlive.com/flintjournal/feedback/index.ssf/2008/07/redefining_abortion_stirs_deba.html

And no, Dave, that invitation wasn't directed at you Smile

I don't think I'm off the deep end, but I do suspect I'm swimming with sharks.


Did you find the connection between swimming and the comments on Mlive?
It's a logon thing.

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I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

Pushing buttons sure can be fun.

When a lion wants to go somewhere, he doesn’t worry about how many hyenas are in the way.

Paddle faster, I hear banjos.
Post Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:17 pm 
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andi03
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Hey Dem, forgot to tell you about the NEW anti-abortion pill......it kills the mom, but saves the fetus.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48199

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Mellow D
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Well that's no good, Andi. What do we need the baby for except to punish the mother for having sex?
Post Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:31 pm 
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federales1
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Very few things afford you less credibility than posting crap that is not your own. (And, in this case, crap it is.) Personally, I think it's silly at best and if you don't quote the source, plagarism. Please cease and desist.

quote:
Mellow D schreef:
I read a few opinions on the matter and one Internet troll... er... salient individual asked everyone to keep in mind that this was not about being anti-abortion but rather being anti-sex. Which makes more sense really. The Bush administration is hardly about saving lives. If I even have to point out the disconnect there you're probably better served reading Freep. However, one favorite chestnut of the neo-ultra-Christian-right (or masquerading Premillennial Dispensationalists, if you will) is the subservience of women.

"The pesky broads got the right to vote and they're out in the in the workplace showing their ankles and everything! What can we do to keep them down? Hey! I hear they enjoy sexual intercourse! Let's mess with that!"

I mean God forbid people have sex.

What?

He did?

Oh. Right.

Anyway...

What about all that I am a moron SPAMMER that's covered by health plans? We can't let all those wrinkly boners go to waste... I mean, if all the women in the country were forced to stop having sex who would the men be having sex with? I guess... other men? But how does tha-

That's when it hit me:

The Bush Administration is a collection of homos bent on eliminating heterosexual intercourse

It makes perfect sense!

And we're not talking healthy, fun gay-on-gay buttsex. No, my friends. The Queers In Power (hereafter referred to as QuIPs) are not of the divalicious-drag-queen variety. Nor are they of the limp-wristed-bitchy-faggot contingent.

No.

What we're dealing with here is beyond the pale. An evil force so malignant that I barely dare whisper its name. And when I do it's all breathy and stuff in the box and it sounds kinda sexy 'cuz I hate a bit of hay fever goin' on.


Gay Nazis.


That's right. No fun-loving queers be these. Here we're dealing at the roughest of trade. Recall Ned Beatty's butt-pirate in Deliverance?

Gay Nazi.

Remember when Assef took Hassan for a spin in The Kite Runner?

Gay Nazi.

Remember that time after Rush week you and Timmy got high listening to Dream Theater albums and he ended up sucking you off?

Well, that was kinda hot, sure. But he was also secretly a Gay Nazi.

The QuIPs constantly engender men to take up manly pursuits like:
# hanging in a foxhole with your best buds.
# praying on your knees together.
# covering up statues of nude women.

Certainly nothing gay going on there.

Goddammit, boy, if it's good enough for the U.S. Navy it oughta be good enough for you!

Seriously. Watch the news sometime. The next time some moralistic crusader gets popped for taking a load in his mouth look back on his record. Methinks Mary doth protesteth too much.

Haggerty.

Craig.

There's two examples from the last year and I didn't even have to think that hard. For years I've believed there was a direct relationship between someone's level of anti-gayness and their own confused sexuality. In short, the bigger the homophobe, the bigger the closet queen.

(This is not my writing - I just couldn't have said it any better.)

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